Feeding a hungry wolf, heard a woman in training children: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
2. a prisoner to be executed, because the bullet is inferior, the first shot did not release, then they put a gun
second shot ... the third ... Then prisoners cried: Big Brother you strangle me, so damn scary!
3. a black woman reading meters race, wiping away tears, said: scary ! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row was shot
death, did not aim to open the gun, wanderers running scared that ah, rope, no stopping wow!
4, Huang love revolution, to commemorate the Red Army, a son named 'Army', a day school to send his son, see 8 bus stop, then washed his son shouted: Yellow Army Run, eight come! ~ ~ ~
5, a bear in the mountain business, the farmer gave him a sickle, the carpenter gave him a hammer, went to the mountains meet Tiger Cubs, scared to sickle, a hammer held in the head, the tiger said: not see it, to you it was a party to bear-like!
---- 6, among the children of a Beijing and Shanxi coal bosses son in a meal, among the children loudly: --- 7, a person on Christmas Eve and bought a vat of wine on the outside.
less the next day he found a quarter, it posted in the barrel of the
third day, less then a quarter of the wine, he was very angry and posted the a quarter of his lungs almost explode!!
one of his friends know the matter, said to him: You will not paste in the barrel on the word urinary barrel to see who is quiet and still! posted a sun.
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