My god you feel immediately super funny ensure good

1,
connected to the school toilets for men and women. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, A boy next door, deep and powerful way: Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!

3,
biology class, the teacher asked: How can the right hand and tell octopus feet? Student A: fart smell to it, it will cover your nose is the hand, the other is the feet. Class are down.

4,
always put a ring fart people go to work, my colleagues could not help saying: you can not help but speak out? Then we see him sitting there shivering. Colleagues asked what he was doing, he replied: I have now transferred into a vibration 啦!

5,
someone ride, heard a passer in the howling: go, go, go ... ... I thought, My mother would sing: Austrian to Austria to ... oh ... voice hardly ever, fell into the ditch. Passers-by shouted: Mom! Tell you Gully ditch, you ride? ! Killed deserve!

6,
carp and turtles to the marriage license. The clerk asked the age of the turtle, the turtle said: 100. Unfortunately, the clerk said: I'm sorry, in accordance with the provisions of your family, you're too young, not allowed to marry.

7,
A couple came upon a wishing well of water. Her husband bent down, made a wish after throwing a coin into the well. Would also like to wish his wife, but she accidentally fell into the well without bending. Her husband was shocked, then smiled and said to himself: His wife keep arguing the total, for a fish hook, and his wife said: The fish is really poor. Husband said: Yes, ah, just shut up and do not be all right?

9,
science class the teacher asked: The teacher asked: rejected, Spider shouted: Just a little studious student, he used to earn part-time tuition winter. During the day to help butcher flesh at night to the hospital internship. One night there was a woman because of the emergency, to an operation, by the little light to push her into the operating room. Panic eclipsed the old woman to shout slogans: , Shiyou to get almost full bag and asked, ... ... want to do it?